A New Old Classic
I like to spy on Azul all the time. I’m not sure why I like to watch him when he doesn’t know I’m there, but I do. The other day, while he was in the bathroom, I could hear him singing, so I went to investigate. I could hear the water running and some splashing. I stayed very quiet outside the door. Whew, he was washing his hands and singing his “ABCs.” It went like this, starting with the letters, “A, B, C, D, E, F, G…” He got through his letters with a couple of mix ups, but excellent overall, and I thought it was pretty cute! Next came, “Now I know my…” And now I was singing along with him in my head. We all know the song — it has been ingrained in us since, well, Pre-school. Azul continued, “Now I know my letters pretty good, next time won’t you sing with me.” Next time I will, now that I know his new version of an old classic.
Azulism #8
“Mommy…”
Gravy Train
Almost ten years ago we bought our first house, and like most giddy new home owners, I was ready to host a holiday. So, Thanksgiving was going to be mine! We had my family and my husband’s family, although he wasn’t my husband yet, and some of our friends over. It was a big gathering in my little house of about 1000 square feet; there was cooking going on, and drinking and talking and it was aweso
me. Once the turkey was done it was almost time to eat, and at the last-minute, I remembered, the gravy. I forgot about the gravy. I frantically started cooking the giblets and innards for the gravy. Whew, gravy is cooking and everything was still under control, now all I had to do was blend the gravy to make it smooth. I took the gravy from the stove top and poured it in the blender; I was almost done and ready to serve dinner to my friends and family. Have I mentioned that I am a vegetarian and don’t eat turkey or any meat products? Well, I turn the blender on and KABOOM! It exploded and there was gravy and pieces of turkey innards everywhere — on the walls, the ceiling, the blinds — everywhere. And I was wearing it too; it was on my clothes, in my hair and on my face and eyelashes. It was gross and hilarious. I guess you’re not supposed to blend hot liquids because the heat creates pressure, which can cause an explosion and a huge mess. Who knew? Five years later when we were getting ready to sell our house, there were still gravy stains on the ceiling from MY first Thanksgiving.
