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A Mother’s Day Story

When you become a parent, you learn very quickly, every moment becomes a teaching moment.

Today, when I picked my second grader up from school (really, I’m hoping most teaching moments are happening there), I received a hug and kiss, and we walked hand in hand together.

Then he asked, “You know who my favorite Greek god is?” Intrigued, I looked at his little face looking up at me.

“Dionysus, the god of wine, pleasure and theater.” Now impressed, I nodded and waited for him to continue.

“I can ask him for help on Mother’s Day.”

And that’s how you put all your teaching moments together!

All Your Eggs In One Basket

There is a lot of egg talk these days … it’s the season, I get it, it’s Easter. But, I never expected the egg conversation I had with my post-bath, naked eight year-old.

He approached me with a quizzical look on his face and his package in his hand. Yes, keeping track of that thing, as if it’s going to get lost, is a habit that starts young. He continued by asking, “In these two things is what makes a baby?” Oh no, not right now … 

I gulped and answered, “Yes, those are your testicles and they make what helps in making a baby. Stay calm.

“So, these are my eggs?” Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh.

“No, women have eggs, you have sperm.” Whew that was an easy one. I got this. 

If I have two of them, does that mean I’ll have two babies?” Oh, my! I wonder if he thinks men that have six kids have six testicles? Or one kid with one?

“No, your body will make millions of sperm in your life time.” Why is this conversation not coming to an end?

“Ohhhh!?!” He blankly stared at me, then turned and left empty-handed.

I Pick You To Be My Valentine

pick-you-valentine

Valentine’s Day is one of our favorite holidays because we (okay, mostly me) love to make cards for Azul’s class. The ritual of actually making cards, came from his pre-school teacher when he was three. Her instructions were to make the cards and the entire family had to take part. Store-bought cards were allowed. So, not wanting to get in trouble with the pre-school teacher (you know how snotty they can be), we did as we were told and five years later, we still are.

This year’s project took some convincing and a little begging, things were thrown around like, “It’s the second grade, it’s not that gross, it’s funny, it’s just a play on words, come on, laugh, there’s candy” and then finally, “you won’t get an infraction, but if you do, I’ll tell the teacher it was my idea.” I used everything I had and succeeded, my eight year-old finally broke and we made the cards I wanted …

I pick you to be my Valentine, is this year’s theme.

pick-you-valentine-1What you’ll need:

Bag of gummy boogers Candy, don’t be gross!

Sharpie

Glue stick

Card sock and Printer (If you print them yourself,  like we did.)

Really, it’s not much!

Step 1) We took a few pictures with different expressions, while he held his hand next to his shoulder and his index finger pointing up. And he picked the one he wanted to use.

pick-you-valentine-2Step 2) I used a picture app to write the saying on the picture to complete the card.pick-you-valentine-3

Step 3) We printed the cards at about 5” x 6” two to each sheet of paper and cut them to size. You can also have them printed fairly inexpensively at places like Costcopick-you-valentine-4Step 4) He wrote the names of each of his friends in class, on the back of the cards.pick-you-valentine-5

Step 5) Then he glued each small bag of gummy boogers to the tip of his finger on the card. I promise, it was glue!pick-you-valentine-6

Step 6) We let them dry overnight.pick-you-valentine-7Azul, not wanting to get in trouble for being a little snot, decided to pick one for the teacher too. Good call!

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