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I Pick You To Be My Valentine

pick-you-valentine

Valentine’s Day is one of our favorite holidays because we (okay, mostly me) love to make cards for Azul’s class. The ritual of actually making cards, came from his pre-school teacher when he was three. Her instructions were to make the cards and the entire family had to take part. Store-bought cards were allowed. So, not wanting to get in trouble with the pre-school teacher (you know how snotty they can be), we did as we were told and five years later, we still are.

This year’s project took some convincing and a little begging, things were thrown around like, “It’s the second grade, it’s not that gross, it’s funny, it’s just a play on words, come on, laugh, there’s candy” and then finally, “you won’t get an infraction, but if you do, I’ll tell the teacher it was my idea.” I used everything I had and succeeded, my eight year-old finally broke and we made the cards I wanted …

I pick you to be my Valentine, is this year’s theme.

pick-you-valentine-1What you’ll need:

Bag of gummy boogers Candy, don’t be gross!

Sharpie

Glue stick

Card sock and Printer (If you print them yourself,  like we did.)

Really, it’s not much!

Step 1) We took a few pictures with different expressions, while he held his hand next to his shoulder and his index finger pointing up. And he picked the one he wanted to use.

pick-you-valentine-2Step 2) I used a picture app to write the saying on the picture to complete the card.pick-you-valentine-3

Step 3) We printed the cards at about 5” x 6” two to each sheet of paper and cut them to size. You can also have them printed fairly inexpensively at places like Costcopick-you-valentine-4Step 4) He wrote the names of each of his friends in class, on the back of the cards.pick-you-valentine-5

Step 5) Then he glued each small bag of gummy boogers to the tip of his finger on the card. I promise, it was glue!pick-you-valentine-6

Step 6) We let them dry overnight.pick-you-valentine-7Azul, not wanting to get in trouble for being a little snot, decided to pick one for the teacher too. Good call!

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Azulism #18

GESUNDHEIT!

gesundheit

The fascination of toots and poops for boys (and men in some cases) is absolutely beyond me. This toot/poop sound, for years, has been Azul’s go-to response when he has nothing else to say, it’s also his imaginary hand gun sound when pretending to shoot, and now a staple in his vocabulary. I haven’t really tried to halt this behavior, but I haven’t tried to encourage it either. It has left me confused and slightly entertained.

While sitting at the table last night, this was the dinner music my six year-old provided. It wasn’t the first time he had sung this and I am assuming it’s not going to be the last. And in all fairness, as gross as this is, he did throw in a little bit of politeness. Yuck! He, he, he…

“… gesundheit!”

A Fairy Tail…

fairy tale

“I’m going to tell you a fairy tale, okay?” Azul said cuddling up to me.

“Oh, I love fairy tales, please do!” I responded with bated breath, I was excited that my six year-old wanted to tell his OWN story. All I was thinking while patting myself on the back was, All that reading has really paid off. And, I am the best mom ever!

He started, “Once upon a time there was a baby and he loved teddy bears. So one day the baby pooped out a teddy bear and he ate him, poop and all because he loved him.” Followed by laughter and his hand immediately over his mouth in a weak attempt to pretend he didn’t have this all planned out. My eyes were wide and eyebrows raised.

“That’s gross!” I immediately responded. Ugh! Poop! Why does it always lead to poop? Over the years I have come to expect this, but I will never fully accept it, boys love poop.

Although short, the story did have many typical aspects of fairy tales: babies, animals, love. And there was some action, pooping and eating.

The laughter continued and he finally said, “I love to gross you out! It’s funny.” The embrace was cut short and he went about his business still laughing.

Boys…as long as it ends in poop it is funny!?

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